habe meine neue freundin erwischt wie sie meinen vater fickt

Yeah, she wants to talk to you. Hold on a sec. Hey, mom.

Yeah, um, did you pick up

the eyeliner I need? Because I'm supposed to go out tonight, but I'm not.

I need the eyeliner.

Why?

Okay, so why didn't you just go get gas and go get it? I don't understand.

Alright, I'll ask Lee for some money and I'll just go to the store and get it myself.

Uh huh.

When are you coming home?

All right.

Well, no, I'm not going out tonight.

Me and him are like not together no more.

Alright. Hold on.

Hey. Right. Hold on, hold on just a sec.

Your mother says that your father wants you to come visit him tomorrow.

I don't want to go up there. I have plans tomorrow and he's just boring. He's just a fish's oil.

He's your father. He wants to spend time with you.

Okay. Why didn't he spend time with me last week?

Look, you're going to have to talk to her when you get home.

So what time are you going to be home tonight?

Really?

Well look, truthfully I don't want you driving if it's that late.

So if they're going to keep you that late, then maybe you should just grab a room and spend the night.

No, we'll be fine. We'll be fine. Probably rent some movies or something like that.

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