Guy pretends he is a model scout and ends up fucking blond babe on the sofa

This is Dave.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the ad in the paper.

Yeah, well, we're a licensed and bonded modeling agency

for bikini models.

Right, right.

Yeah.

Yeah, what do you look like?

Blonde hair, that's nice, nice.

You're not overweight or anything, are you?

Really, well, come on.

Let me do the phone math here.

So you're five, 280 pounds?

Well, we're kind of busy.

We got appointments all day.

Oh, it has to be today?

How about like six?

Yeah, that works.

Six o'clock?

Cool, cool, cool.

All right, we'll see you at six.

You have the address?

6969?

Right, no, that's just our address.

Perez Street?

P-E-R-E-Z?

Costa Mesa?

Yeah, it's a suburb of Los Angeles.

Right, right.

Yeah, just put it on the internet.

You should be able to find it.

We'll just talk to you for a little bit.

Just ask you some questions.

Make sure you're the right fit.

'Cause we get so many people,

and they send us these pictures,

and they're not who they say they are.

All right, babe, six o'clock.

All right, thanks for calling.

Bye.

Tyler.

Dude, that fucking ad is golden.

It's golden, dude.

Did she sound hot?

I mean, she sounded hot,

but I don't know, dude.

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