Guy in a wheelchair gets his tool sucked by an Asian nurse

Tell me.

Hey babe, you alright?

Oranges.

Oh hey.

Breakfast.

Breakfast champions.

So you alright?

You were like tossing and turning last night.

Bedrooms all night, you know how it is.

So, when did you get home?

Well I left the club not long after you, so.

You weren't home.

Where were you?

I missed you baby.

I caught up talking to the waitress at the restaurant.

She wants to be a stripper. Go figure.

Well, so long as she doesn't want to date one.

Yeah, you know me hun. I'm all yours.

I'm in love with you, okay?

Of course.

I'll be there. I'll prove it to ya.

Oh shit. Is that clock right?

Yeah, I should think so.

What's that? A clock?

Yeah.

I'm just coming up from San Francisco today.

You know, do the family crap.

God forbid.

Oh really? Can I come? I really want to meet your mom.

Oh gross, she's having a hard enough time dealing with me being a stripper.

God forbid dating a woman.

Well, I won't tell her that I'm your girlfriend.

I'll be cool.

Yeah, cool.

Yeah, I know, but you know, she figures it out.

She starts assuming anything.

Jesus Christ.

She still already thinks I'm a pervert for fucking dancing and shit.

No, I really, I really just gotta do this one, you know, family thing alone.

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