Grumpy Groom Ricky Larkin Needs Ass For Failed Wedding

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Starring Ricky Larkin & Draven Navarro

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The majority of our customer base is LGBTQ.

That doesn't mean we aren't friendly to those with differing beliefs.

You always hear this and that about discrimination against the gays.

But try living right by the Lord in these godless times.

That's real discrimination.

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Amen to that.

Now we believe that marriage is between one woman and one man.

But that don't mean we hate the gays.

Hell no.

It's just right there in the fucking Bible is all.

You know I have a cousin who's a gay.

Maybe he could do my hair for the wedding.

Now honey, don't get too carried away please.

Oh come on, you know that gays give the best makeovers.

We love watching that Queer Eye show every Wednesday, don't we honey?

It's our favorite thing to do.

Standing up for equal rights means that we have to serve everyone equally.

Fuck that.

Go back to your church bake sale, breeders.

I gotta say, through faith and prayer, Jesus restored my purity so I could get remarried.

Praise his name.

I'm gonna make him wait till after the wedding on account that I'm a virgin now.

Boy, I tell you what, it sure is rough waiting.

Oh, we're gonna homeschool all of our babies.

Although I hear back door don't really count.

So I had a little surprise delivered for their special day.

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