Grandma will teach a teen how to become a real lesbian

How'd you get on my property?

Who are you? What are you doing here?

I'm supposed to meet Cindy here.

No, Cindy went to summer school. She went two weeks ago.

She's up north.

Oh, really? She said I was supposed to meet her here.

Don't lie to me, young lady! How old are you? What are you doing here drinking and smoking?

Give me this cigarette. Give me this beer. You don't need this.

You're ********* to be drinking. How old are you?

I'm 18.

Oh, you're lying. You're lying. Come in here with me. I'm gonna call the police.

But I...

You're really Cindy's friend.

You may be 18, but you're a trespasser. Get in here. I'm gonna call the cops.

You're definitely a trespasser. You're lying, young lady.

I'm calling the cops on you right now. You had no business being here.

I'm gonna call the cops right now on you.

No, please don't call the cops. Please.

Well...

Please, I beg of you. Please don't. Don't call the police.

Well, you are kind of cute.

Well, take off your top.

What?

Take it off. Take it off. You want me to call the cops?

Take it off or I'm gonna call the police.

Good. You are very, very... You are kind of pretty.

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