Grandma rides the sword of her Black Knight

Because as I said in my ad, I'm just still fertile.

And it'll be my last chance to get pregnant.

So, you are an amazing-looking person

and I would love to have your genes.

Thank you.

Or your sperm, inside me.

I'm going to make beautiful babies.

Beautiful.

You definitely will.

So, you alright about that?

I am, yes. I'm happy with it.

If it'll make you happy, then I'm happy.

Yeah, it will make me very happy.

You are gorgeous.

Thank you, so are you.

Oh, wow.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my God.

You are so much better than your pictures.

Seriously.

Oh wow.

Oh, did I tell you I love muscles?

They turn me on so much.

I love big boobs.

Oh, good.

Because I've got those.

You've definitely got the muscles.

Oh my god, just...

It's my lucky day.

Both of our lucky days.

Oh, let's hope so.

Oh, God.

Wow.

That is a gorgeous cup.

Oh, and these balls.

Nice and full, yeah.

There's a lot in them.

Oh, I hope so.

Oh, I'm going to have to really be careful with those.

I want every drop.

Oh, mmm.

Mmm, m m... m.

Oh, mmm.

Oh, m m... m.

Oh, yeah.

That is brilliant.

Oh, mmm.

Why don't you take your trousers off?

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