Got My 2nd Prnhb Check but I Jerk Off to My Credit Cards Instead cuz I'm Woke Now (Fleshlight Quickshot)
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Geraldo is not as excited about his checks because of how immoral and unethical the HUB is :( This time he cum tributes credit card companies and payment processors directly because they are GOOD GUYS
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Hey guys, I'm super excited because I just got my second Pornhub check and I thought
I would make a little video for you since the first one did so well.
But I got a little too excited and opened it today and I noticed it just didn't excite
me the same way the first one did.
And I couldn't figure out what was wrong.
But I still really wanted to make another video for you guys.
So I've been brainstorming all day and it turns out I'm actually really, really into
credit cards.
Oh God.
I got the Visa, the MasterCard, and I threw in the Discover just to spice it up a little
bit.
And in case y'all are wondering, this is completely unrelated to any recent events.
Just something about credit turns me on, you know what I mean?
Which one should I do first?
Oh, they all look so good.
You want to swipe?
Oh, chip only?
Okay.
Did it take you yet? No? Okay.
Let me try. Should I try again? Alright.
Okay, we're good. Sorry. I was checking my phone.
That first check was so good though.
I bought myself a little toy.
And I thought maybe I could do a little tribute for my new best friends.
Now kiss.
And in case you're wondering, yeah, I bought the shirt too.
Thanks for charging the card, Daddy.
I love the way cold, hard plastic feels on these nipple tips.
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