Gorgeous blonde slut loves to get a huge cock filling her tight slit

How could I get fired?

Fuck it, anyway.

So hey, this is my favorite one.

Now, I don't know how many women out there

actually have this particular fetish.

I've been looking for them because I'm a bum.

This girl likes to fuck winos and bums and so forth.

You know why?

It's because when she was a ***********

and she was lost in a department store,

she wandered out of the department store

and into an alley.

Her clothes fell off of her

and a bunch of tough guys tried to **** her

and who should come along?

But this wonderful, nice bum

beating them off with some sort of stick or something

and saved a terrible situation.

And now she has been searching the alleyways of the world

for that particular man.

And when she doesn't find him, she fucks who's ever there.

I love this stuff.

You know what?

I have a very active imagination.

Hope the rest of you do too.

So all you winos out there, be looking around.

There might be some chick wandering around

trying to fuck you.

And if I were you, if you're not a wino

and you're not a bum and you're not ********

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