Go Fuck Yourself

Look at that.

It looks like a god damn weapon.

I'd love to, my little friend.

I love it.

How much does something like this cost?

I don't know, probably like a thousand bucks.

My friend gave it to me.

Warning, mechanical injury.

He's like, "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about."

Have you named these yet?

Cole.

I'm flattered, but not even close.

Mine's much bigger.

True.

Look at that.

It's so awesome.

Now, what's this?

A plug, obviously.

And that's elbow grease?

Elbow grease.

It's like a natural.

This is like frosting on a cupcake.

You can have the cake and eat it too.

I love it.

So what does the plug actually do?

Just get you prepared for the...

It stretches the...

Then we have all these other ones.

Those f*cking bad boys.

Now look at that f*cking thing.

I love it.

I love it.

There he is.

Look at that.

Blah, blah, blah,... blah,blah.

Wow, you have such a great muscular ass.

Look at that.

Whoa.

Here we go.

All clear?

Yep.

Is the shower attachment in there?

Yep.

I don't think we've ever seen one before.

No, I have, but a lot of people are going to be curious about what you're using.

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