Giving her a creampie next to her girlfriend while she watches TV

Et voila.

Okay, thanks.

Hang on, hang on, do you not realize what we just did?

Yeah, you turned your stereo down with your laptop.

Uh, no, we turned our stereo down by sending a signal around the world via the internet.

Oh.

You know you can just get one of those universal remotes at Radio Shack?

They're really cheap.

No, no, you don't get it.

Um, Howard, enable public access.

Public access enabled.

Boy, that's terrific, but I'll see ya.

No, hang on, hang on.

See?

No.

Someone in Sichuan Province, China is using his computer to turn our lights on and off.

Huh, well that's handy.

Um, here's a question, why?

Because we can.

Oh!

They found my remote control cars.

Well, wait, wait, what's on top of them?

Wireless webcams, way below.

The monster truck is out of Austin, Texas, and the blue viper is being operated from suburban Tel Aviv.

You may want to put on slacks.

What?

Ew, stop it.

No.

Leave me alone.

Who's running the red Corvette?

That would be me.

You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars,

we're going to look back on this as eight hours well ******.

I don't want to be in a jar.

I want my brain in an android body.

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