Giving a blowjob during a tv show

Any of those movies where you get

that phone call that says you're going to die, and then you do?

You know, something very specific that we both know you,

Rich H. Cooper Foley, are terrified of.

Well, I have two diabetes, so I think my family--

Spiders.

You're afraid of spiders.

What the heck is this?

A jar with a big spider in it, of course.

Great, great test.

The first one to take his hand out is the sidekick.

Are you crazy?

Perhaps.

Aren't you scared?

No, but it's a stupid test.

Oh, really?

What if the Earth was in danger,

and all you would say was to stick your hand

in a jar with a spider?

Oh, yeah?

What if the Earth was in danger, and the only way to save it

was to take a shower in the bathroom,

and that other guy is you, naked?

Come on, that's never going to happen.

Put your hand in the jar, or forever be revealed

as my sidekick.

All right, I will.

How did you get so brave all of a sudden?

Susie, spider's coming up your arm.

Oh, good gosh.

OK.

I guess that you put it away.

My blimper shows thyroid function normal

for his whole life as well.

How about your phone, Mr.--