Girlfriend Gifts Me Her Stepmom On The Best Birthday Ever

What's the surprise then? I'd rather just get a gift, chill.

You're going to get an amazing present.

Okay, you're freaking me out.

Do you remember that time that you told me you want to fuck my stepmom?

No, I said she was beautiful. I never said it like that.

I don't think I said it like that.

No, it's cool. I'm good.

What do you mean? I said she was beautiful. I wasn't trying to--

I know, she's gorgeous. That's why this is your present.

Wait, what? What do you mean, my present?

What do you mean, what do you mean?

You said you wanted to fuck me, right?

I don't know if that was my exact words.

So you don't want to fuck me?

I do.

Yes, you do, of course.

It's your present, just for you.

What the fuck is going on?

Wait, you guys are-- this is a test?

We have a very open type of relationship.

Happy birthday.

What the fuck?

Just for you, babe.

Tell her thank you.

Thank you.

I've heard good things about you.

Holy shit.

Really good things.

I don't know what you've heard, but yeah, I would say they're pretty solid.

Do you want to show us?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He does have nice lips.

Have you told her everything about me?

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