Gentleman with mustache invites his mature blonde neighbour

He said, "Get out." He said, "You know, I heard about you and Bob."

I said, "You can't prove that."

He said, "Oh yes I can."

He said, "You've been fucking him and I want you out of my house."

Well, like, he's got room to talk? That prick's been fucking everything in his skirts.

Well, but he doesn't want me there.

Well, that's a little bit critical, don't you think?

I think so, but, you know, I also think since you screwed up my marriage,

you need to put me up at your house.

Yeah.

Wait.

That's what I think.

You know, I got my daughter coming over here and, you know, she's coming home from college and, you know, what's she gonna think?

I don't know. Just tell her you're in love.

Oh.

You think he's in love?

Well, yeah.

Is that a love?

You're gonna have to figure out something because he's not letting me come back.

Well.

He's really mad.

And we don't want to run into him at any sling parties.

Because he'd be doing another kind of slinging.

That's right. That's exactly right. That's a fake amount.

Yeah.

Well, I guess you'll just have to.

part of the price to move in.

You know what that is.

Suck your dick?

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