GenderX - Nadia Love Takes A Massive BBC To Avoid Jail Time

Um, I had a good conversation with the DA's office.

Yeah, they're willing to work with us, but of course, they want something in return.

Fuckers. I need a drink. Come on Sean.

So Nadia, here's the deal.

Um, they're willing to drop the prostitution and pandering charges down to just running your brothels without an entertainment and/or massage license.

Which also takes the case from a felony to a misdemeanor with time served.

Okay, but what about the money laundering charges?

Uh, no Nadia, they're standing pretty firm on those charges because um, they just can't believe that you're making the kind of cash you're making from a dry cleaning establishment.

And uh, basically they said if you don't give them what they want, you're going to be looking at 10 years.

Those fuckers. But the dry cleaners do really well.

So look Nadia, here's the deal on the table. You turn over the people that you're getting the cash from and they'll give you probation.

You see, they want the people that you're getting the money from in Mexico. And that's it.

I can't let them know who I'm cleaning *********. I'd be dead. Is there any way we can beat this in a jury trial?

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