Gassy Date

Anything good?

That does sound good.

Alright, you convinced me.

Anything you tell me to put inside this gut will be hard to pass on, though.

I'm starving.

Hope you don't mind me pigging out.

Don't know if you like a guy with an appetite.

I like that.

Oof.

That was delicious.

But I am stuffed.

Sorry about that.

Oh, damn.

That's...

Sorry, I really ate like a hog.

Feels like it's catching up with me.

I think I just need to...

Feels like I'm...

swelling up.

Ugh.

Feel like a balloon about to pop.

Ah, shit.

I'm about to bust through this shirt.

I'm really sorry.

Let me just...