Garden Pee Desperation

What? Where's my bag?

Oh fuck, I've left my bag.

Have you got a key? No.

Oh, okay. I'm going to give Mim a call because I tell you what, I'm bursting for a wee.

Let's see if she's up.

Oh god yeah, I really actually do need a wee.

I'm calling Mim and answer.

Oh god, she's answering.

Oh no, what am I going to do?

I really need a wee. I really, really need a wee.

Come on Mim.

It's cold as well, we're just making it worse.

Please Mim, answer the door. I can't believe she's left me out.

I'm just going straight to voicemail again, ma'am, can you please let me in? I really, really need one.

Oh god.

You are... I'm not... I'm not going to be out here. I can imagine that.

Oh god.

Yeah, I know, I know, you won't say nothing, but still.

Oh god, I think I'm going to have no choice.

Oh, ma'am, just open the fucking door.

Alright.

Oh god, I'm going to wet myself. I'm actually going to wet myself.

Right, if I do this, you won't say anything, will you?

You have to promise.

Oh my god, I'm just not going to be able to hold it. I'm not going to be able to hold it.

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