FUCKTACULAR E32: National Cookie Day – Schoolgirl Sucks and Fucks
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Hi sir my name is Stella and I am selling cookies to raise funds for my school. Would you like to buy some cookies from me? No? Well if you buy my cookies I will let you eat my cookie. Here, let me ge
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Hi sir, my name is Stella and my school is raising ********* our academic program and
we are selling cookies on National Cookie Day.
I have a list of everything that we offer.
What can I sign you up for?
Uh, no thanks, I'm not really into cookies.
Not my thing, sorry.
Uh, I really, I really need this sale.
Everyone else is beating me and I haven't really done very well.
Oh, sorry.
Is there anything I could possibly do?
Like what?
I don't know, help?
Why don't I um, show you?
I see you're interested.
Yeah, a little bit.
Okay.
Well, let's go ahead and...
Is that uh, helping at all?
It's not hurting any.
Well, how about I sweeten the offer?
And um, if you buy a bunch of my cookies, I'll let you eat my cookies.
Yeah, I can do that.
Okay.
You want to sit down?
There's someplace more comfortable you can move to?
Yeah, let's head up to my bedroom.
I think I'm gonna stay here.
I'm gonna choose our dorm room.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna fill up.
I'm gonna sit right here.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's true.
Ugh.
I wasn't expecting that when I said you'd eat my cookie.
Oh, okay.
Oh, jeez.
I'm gonna have you go and talk to me for a while.
We'll find out if you're happy.
That was fun.
Oh, cool.
Lay down. Come on.
I'm just trying not to get any of my hair around my...
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