Fucking 2 bitches after the bar!!!

Uh, story of my life right now.

Yes, yes, yes, I'm so glad you're here.

So am I, what's up?

I hate sitting at a bar alone.

Oh yeah, thanks.

These creepy people, like, trying to talk to you and pick you up.

Well, it's terrible.

A single chick looking hot at a bar.

People trying to pick you up.

I know, what's wrong with this picture?

I'm so glad you're here.

Alright, let me get a drink.

And then we can go do some shopping.

Okay.

Okay, yeah, sounds good.

Get a little liquored up.

A little liquored up and do some retail therapy.

I like that.

Hi, can I get a glass of red wine, please?

Thanks.

Alright, so I got my little poison.

So, who was, uh, who was checking you out?

Oh, this guy right over there.

Right over there?

The model?

Yeah, the bald-headed guy.

Oh.

Yeah.

He looks cute.

Are you sure?

You're not even, are you drinking?

Not yet, she's bringing it to me.

Alright, I don't know.

What?

You don't know.

He looks pretty darn cute to me.

You think?

Yeah, let's go sit over there and get a better view.

And then we'll go plan our day.

Okay.

Okay, so now we have a better view of him.

You don't think he's cute?

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