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He decided to freeze my beers because he said I liked cold beer.

Now I've got frozen beers.

Anyway, sorry, I digress.

Yes, I go off away with Hubby.

So Sharon decides it would be rather nice to come and stay in my house.

That's fine. House it. I'm all for that.

But she brings the whole family because they want a few days in our part of the world.

So from what I gather, Hubby is at work.

She wakes up feeling horny.

Most displeased after having a quick wank that I took my favourite dildo with me.

What? Can't she bring her own? I don't know.

I mean, I know sisters share, but oh, come on.

So she calls in young Kyle, stepson back from uni, who is sleeping in this room.

Well, he is happily obliging his mummy in my bed.

I mean, for goodness sake.

I suppose she did have the decency to change the sheets and wash them.

So, OK, I might forgive her.

But honestly.

And then Sister Janet.

Well, I mean, I tell you.

Oh, well, I'll say something.

Since Ronaldo came and went and got her all terribly excited,

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