Footjob Preparations

We're gonna need the opening act."

And he's like, "No, just Russell."

And I'm like, "Oh, fuck, all right."

And he goes, "It's gonna be a private event."

And I go, "All right.

Well, can you give me any information?"

No information.

I'm like, "Well, how many people?"

He goes, "It's very small."

That's a lot of money.

Yeah, you're right.

Let's do it.

So I go to the palace the next day, right?

And I get there and they put us in like a waiting room.

And then this guy comes in and goes,

"Mr. Lupito, please."

And my brother and I,

'cause obviously he's got the same last name.

We both get up and he goes, "No, no, you stay."

Joseph.

And I'm thinking, "Great, I'm gonna get beheaded

or some shit," right?

'Cause I talked mad shit the night before, right?

I made fun of them for,

"Women weren't allowed to drive inside.

It's ******* for women to drive inside."

But I was going in on it.

I'm like, "Well, maybe you should let the women drive

'cause you guys drive like shit."

You know, and then...

So I was like, "Oh my God, this is my friends."

You know, he's like, "Hey, thanks for coming."

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