Football Coach Describes New Equipment Requirement: Gay

Frustrated coach has to implement a new equipment requirement from athletic director. Coach complies and wears new device

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Yeah, I coach here just to get suited up and ready for a late afternoon practice team.

And I'm here basically to complain about this bullshit.

For you guys who played, you remember all of this.

So, I can deal with certain things.

So, a while back they came out with a door cut.

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I'm like, "Okay, I can do that."

So, today they said a lot of complaints about people seeing a butt crack.

So, I have my play trowel pants.

My butt crack, what are you talking about?

I got my pad in there.

I look down here and I mean, they're meant to be tight, sheer.

I mean, the only thing in your way.

But, you can't see anything through that.

I don't care what you say.

I mean, yeah, you can see my knuckles.

But, you can't see any kind of crack or bug or anything.

So, anyhow, the athletic director says, "Well, you know, center, when he's bent over, the quarterback is up in there and the camera zooms in.

You see his butt cracking. You can't have it."

I'm like, "Okay, so what?"

So, he says, "Well, I don't play center. I'm not big enough. I never have."

He said, "Well, I want you to just follow the rules and do as I ask and the guys will follow."

I can't believe it.

It comes out with this.

I said, "What's that?"

He said, "The club."

I said, "For what?"

He said, "Well, you put it in and it will block the view of your butt crack."

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Football coach describes new equipment requirement