Flattened Furniture Chat

If they do, they're disposable.

I can just stand up.

They want to be here.

It's not my fault if they ******** to death.

Oh, it's very comfortable.

Yes, nice and squishy.

Okay, so that's who the visitors are.

I do not care about them.

They are a piece of crap.

I'll just try sitting over there.

Yeah?

Yes.

That is comfy.

Okay, so.

This is yours.

That one's mine.

Yes, I see.

Really cute necklace at the mall the other day.

The slate actually, not this one, another one of my slates.

It's really shocking.

Or I tell them to go into the back room and I have them in a certain position

so they're ready for when I need them again.

And then, and then they're just, I don't know, they're just there, whatever.

I don't care, I don't know what they're doing, they're just there.

They're just your friends.

Yeah, they're much as good.

They're good at footrests too.

I don't know, when you're watching TV.

I need a foot massage.

I need one.

And you can make them pay for it, to do that too.

Okay.

You can make them pay for it.

Yeah, I'm good.

Exactly.

Free foot massage, can't beat that, right?

No.

Okay, you need to stop moving.

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