First wank of the xmas holidays

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發佈者 quietone

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and tell her you're sorry for it, and how you just want to do something nice to make it up to her.

I made you a burger, but it's spicy, don't get sick.

That is just excellent news.

And you know,

So tell me, what flaws are you trying to hide?

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She's smart, and she listens to me, and she makes me feel wanted, that's all.

Some things are meant to be kept secret.

I want to just say that she makes me feel...

She makes me feel sexy.

A woman who makes me feel sexy?

It doesn't matter that she's a woman.

Her soul speaks to mine.

Why don't you ask your girlfriend shopping tomorrow?

She's gonna be like, "You're being a little too..."

I'm sorry.

No expectations, no?

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