First piss of the day after rolling out of bed with hair looking like a lion's mane!

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Finally going for a pee pee a couple hours after first waking up. Sadly, I didn't spend the interluding time drinking, drinking and more drinking to make it a really big piss, but rather was pinned to the bed by one of my four legged furry flat mates… Hehe.

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Oh, good morning, how are you?

Oh my god, look at my fucking hair.

That's mad.

Um, I really, really need a wee-wee.

And um,

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the dog also really needs to go outside.

And it...

Oh!

You're not okay.

Sorry about the light in the game.

Come on.

My cat was um...

thingies.

Something.

Oh!

I think I've got some eye gunk going on in here.

Like waking up with Rachel Riggler.

Hmm.

I actually did a series of videos.

There's some eye gunk.

Uh...

Oh! And a hair too.

Let me see.

Um...

I did a series of videos on

Fet Life when I joined last year.

I'm Tiger Girl 65 over there by the way

if you're interested.

Um...

And um...

Like...

It's called Keeping Up With Tiger Girl.

Alright. This is a whole bit of sock by the way.

Um...

That...

Oh God, what am I bloody saying?

Words.

Words.

Uh...

People like me getting up in the morning.

So...

The very first stage of the day

is after me opening my eyes.

Hello bird.

Is...

That noisy little bell end you can hear just down there.

Um...

Giving me face kisses.

And then we'd...

Um...

Move on to...

Hey bird, I'm coming mate. I'm coming.

Um...

We would...

Dad! It's alright! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

Um...

Having a shower and then there was like a drying myself one.

And then there was like a...

Rubbing your face with your mum one.

...

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