Fiona Sprouts has a crush on her volleyball coach!
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Fiona Sprouts is your star setter, and you're a volleyball coach at the local college. She's barely 20 years old, and from the first day you met Fiona, you had a "feeling" about her.
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We're rolling.
Yeah.
Fiona, this is Fiona.
Hello.
Fiona Sprouts, let's start first with one thing.
Fiona Sprouts, please tell me how you invented
the name Fiona Sprouts because I fucking love it.
Well, I just really like the name Fiona.
I just think it's really pretty.
Fiona is a pretty name.
Sprouts was my nickname when I was a ***.
Why?
My siblings all called me Sprouts.
It really, it doesn't have a really cute backstory.
I already like that backstory.
They would say that if I touched them,
then I would get my sprouts on them.
So they wouldn't let me on their beds
or anything like that 'cause they'd be like,
"Oh my God, you're getting your sprouts everywhere."
Sprouts, what do you mean by sprouts?
Apparently I had sprouts growing off me,
like little sprouts, and I would spread them if I touched.
So, I don't know, eventually I just kinda like,
I was trying to think of a porn name,
and I was like, "Damn, I have no nicknames
"for my whole life.
"I can't think of any."
The only one I could think of was Sprouts.
I was like--
Dude, I love, I booked you literally because--
Are you serious?
I think you're cute, but I also am like,
Fiona Sprouts is great.
There used to be a Fiona Cheeks.
When I first got in this industry, Fiona Cheeks was--
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