female footballers rub their pussies instead of playing football

Exactly, and they're so not.

I know, sometimes I think I'm just better off with the ladies.

I think it's best you stick to women, babe.

I don't know, I do try. Yeah, I don't know, they can be more demanding. I suppose it depends on the girl.

I don't think they're more demanding, I think they're more sensitive to your needs.

Really? Yeah.

And how would you know that?

Well, I'm just guessing.

Are you experienced in that way?

A little.

Yeah. Are you better with your hands than with your feet? Because I'm not sure about your ball skills, honey.

No, hopefully.

Yeah?

Well, I'm not so sure. We'll have to...

We'll have to show you.

Yeah, maybe. Depends.

But this does look rather hot on you, babe.

So does yours, actually. It fits you really nicely.

Yeah, and those hot pants. You know what, they look so hot on you.

These look really good on you.

Is that why they're called hot pants?

I think so, yeah. Our hot pants.

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