Farting Feels So Good

Brown rice?

Yeah, black beans.

Yeah, that's my boyfriend over there.

Why? Do you know him?

Huh? Oh, sorry. Um, yeah, sauce.

Is it spicy?

Mm, that sounds good. Sure.

I'll take some of that sauce on each one.

Looks good, man. Oh, how much?

Really? You sure?

Thanks, man. Have a good night.

Ready, babe?

I'm starving.

Fuck. How close are we to home?

It smells so good.

I'll just have one of my burritos.

Okay.

Holy shit.

What is this sauce?

It's fucking amazing.

Mm.

That was good.

I'll wait for you for the rest.

Oh, my stomach.

Drive faster.

I'll be fine. It's just a few more minutes.

Belly's jumping around, though.

Oh, home sweet home.

It's okay. I'm fine.

I'm just gonna lie down a bit, but go ahead and eat.

I know you're hungry.

Maybe that sauce was too spicy for me.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, I can't--

I'll hold them in.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

Let's see if I can find a comfortable position in the bed.

Ah.

Hey. Yeah, I think I'm fine.

It doesn't feel like that. It just feels like a lot of pressure.

Like--

Like a lot of gas.

Am I?

I feel pretty bloated.

I can't really clench at all without it hurting worse.

Fuck.

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