Fannying around whilst preparing for filming my best n filthiest video ever!

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I was desperate for a piss and had been holding it for an extra long time for you before it was finally ready to start filming. Only, Little Miss ADHD here got totally distracted playing with her tits

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Hello, hello. Let's get rid of them for a moment.

How's it going? I have made me some coffee. It's decaf, it's evening.

And I've got me a reduced salad from somewhere. Co-op, Hortesco's.

Not for which, can't remember where this one came from.

It's Valentine's Day meal, that's not what I intended to do up there.

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But, but, but, but, but, I am pretty fucking desperate for a beer.

Hmm, Buddy's looking a bit suspicious at the moment.

Right, let's put that down.

Okay, sorry. Despite being desperate for a pee,

I'm going to go for a go, so I'll put these glasses on.

Woo, excuse me. These are the cool ones.

Right, let's get some light on the go. Some morning light.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Glasses on my head.

Um, um, um, right, so here's the thing.

Here's the thing. I've got a pouch.

I've got a pouch. What we're going to do is...

Get naked for the moment.

Nope.

Put this out of the way.

Because of course everybody gets naked to go to the loo.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Cool.

Ooh, cool, cool, cool.

Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Right, just be a bit distracted.

There are my tits.

I do rather like these glasses.

They are really basic ones compared to some really good ones I got before.

They're in lots of screen stuff.

Like phones, computers, laptops.

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