Fake Taxi adventurous american loves it dirty
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Fake Taxi adventurous american loves it dirty
發佈者 Ruseful2011
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Where do you want to go, love?
Oh, oh!
Maybe I can make you some offer?
Oh!
But in my mother's legion, I have a lot of girls.
Are you a fucking taxi driver?
I'm thinking you ain't no taxi driver.
Alright, love, where do you want to go?
Ah, crazy, can you do that for me?
Ha, ha, ha!
Come on, tell me, where do you want to go?
Take me to town.
Alright.
Ah, nice!
So what brings you to the UK?
Ah, just looking for some fun, new adventures.
Never been here before.
It's my first time in a taxi here.
I like these funny cars you got.
Is this the first time you've been in a London taxi?
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
Well, look, I need to tell you a tradition about
that us London taxi drivers have got.
Oh, yeah?
Basically, when a woman gets in a taxi for the first time,
the driver has to offer her the opportunity
for a free ride.
Oh, not bad.
Like in London, more and more.
It's really simple.
All you have to do is flash your tits to the driver
and he's not allowed to charge you the fare.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Seriously, tradition goes back a hundred years.
For longer than cars?
Ha, ha, ha!
All right, okay.
I see.
English logic, right? Gotcha.
I'm not going to pull the wool over your eyes, am I?
Mm-mm.
You're just a dirty old pervert, aren't you?
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