EXTREME FUCK RETRO

Oh, okay. Who does he live with?

Really? I bet you I could really easily get him to want me to be there.

You know I'm going to put it on him.

Girl, trust me, I will have my own room real quick.

What's his number?

Alright, just text it to me. I'm going to call him right now.

So what does a man like you do all by himself in this big, lonely house?

I do not know.

You don't know?

I'm not a thing.

Really?

Well, that's why.

You don't need all this space.

You want to help me out?

I really do.

Feel some of this space. It is nice.

Feel some of this space or fill?

Fill some of this space.

Fill? I have some spaces you can fill on.

Well, shit. I don't know. I'm uneasy about having a woman stay here. You know what I mean?

I mean, I'm doing pretty good as you can see. I'm pretty successful.

Yeah, you're doing great. But you can be doing better.

I can.

There are certain things that no matter how hard you work, you should let somebody else do the work.

And that can actually be a little bit of fun.

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