Exotic Asian beauty plays with this dude's mind to fuck her well

I wish I did.

Yes?

Hi, I'm Carrie Anne Allinme.

Hello.

It's such a pleasure to meet you. I'm a huge fan of yours.

Um, who are you again?

Carrie Anne Allinme. I'm one of the judges for the show.

Okay.

I've read all your books and I've seen your movie like a million times.

Oh, how nice.

You play such a great vampire.

Yeah.

You know I'm not really a vampire though.

Oh, oh yeah. You're not a real vampire, but I mean you do play a really good one.

Mm-hmm.

Wow, I'm so excited that you're here.

Yeah, me too.

Um, do you think I could talk to somebody in wardrobe about this hideous shirt?

It's got pit stains, lipstick, God knows what else foreign substances on this thing.

Oh, you don't like the outfit?

Do you like, what is this?

Why don't you take it off and I can, you know, send this to wardrobe.

You don't like this one right either?

Nah, yeah no, no.

Well, why don't we send this to wardrobe too. Here, I'll help you out.

I mean, you know, they promised me a playmate, you know, and I really like those.

I enjoy them and you're not a playmate.

You're kind of washed up to tell you the truth.

I have more into my mouth than a playmate.

I have two movies, I'm a contortionist, and I can swallow swords.

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