EVILANGEL Pistol Whipped
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Comedian/actor/stud Tommy Pistol, kind of a porn renaissance man, sends up his own wacky public persona and the absurdities of the adult industry in creative director Aiden Riley.
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By the time you finish watching this television program, if you haven't learned five very
important and very exclusive life-changing facts, I am personally offering you a complete
refund.
No, no, absolutely not.
The lawyer said no refunds, absolutely no refunds of any kind, and definitely no product
placement.
Here's what you'll learn.
Oh, okay, we're recording.
You're recording?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Number one, how to increase the length and girth of your penis by 10%.
Over 10%.
Over 10%.
But, if you're stuck with a vagina, how to tighten and deodorize with just two simple
tricks daily.
Number two, you can learn, yes, you can learn, how to attract the opposite sex.
Number three, you can learn how to have more semen.
Number four, you can learn how to have more semen.
Do you like everybody hates you?
Who's gonna hate?
But not today with our secret tips on how to be a better citizen of the world.
It's Tommy.
Hey, have you seen Tommy?
Where's Tommy?
Do you know where he is?
Chloe, Chloe, where's--
Chloe, Chloe, where's Tommy?
Aiden, stop cock blocking me, please.
Is Tommy--
Get out!
Hey, is Tommy out here?
Who's Tommy?
Hi.
Get out!
Oh, that's nice.
Don't choke on it.
Oh.
Wow.
You look like a crazy little tree.
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