Everyone will know how you are a pathetic loser

It's 2011, maybe you should upgrade.

Just saying.

Four eyes, you know they make surgery for that.

Yeah.

At least contacts.

Some things, those are not a good look.

Such a nerd.

But you're probably not even really a nerd, because nerd would mean that you're like smart.

Well yeah, so you're just dumb and ugly.

Dumb and ugly, that's a great way of putting it.

That really sucks for you.

That does suck.

I don't know how you even got that one.

I know.

So bad for your parents.

Do you just eat like 15 cheeseburgers a day?

Ew.

And two boxes of soda?

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

Hi there, our pathetic *********.

Aw, you're so pathetic.

You know what we want to do today?

We want to beat the shit out of you.

Oh, I like that idea.

I bet you're going to enjoy it, but not as much as we're going to.

Endure it!

Endure it!

I take these strong legs,

and I'll wrap them around you.

And I'll wrap them around your neck.

Five.

Ow.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

A little faster.

A little faster.

You're not a mean bitch like me.

You're like a little bitch that's like, scary.

I'm not a scared bitch, I'm a mean motherfucking bitch,

and you're a scared one.

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