Even idiots get the ass
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This scene proves that you don't have to be smart to get pussy. Here, Christina Sapphire, 41, is a legal secretary who's working from home. Her neighbor, Tony, drops by and asks for help with some papers that he's just been served. He has no idea what they mean. The idiot doesn't even know if he's divorced. Turns out he's in arrears on his one support payments, but when he hears the word 'arrears,' his brain goes all Beavis and Butt-head. Read more at ANALQTS.COM.
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Oh, hey.
What's up?
Gosh, sorry, I didn't catch you before you left.
Can you take a look at this paper for me?
I got it in the mail.
Well, actually, some guy came and brought it to me.
Is it like, observed, or I don't know.
You know I usually only work at the office.
I know, but please, like, I was just here,
and I figured, you know.
Okay, I'll take a quick look.
Okay, thank you so much, I appreciate it.
Okay, this says that you've been served divorce papers.
Are you married?
I think so.
So this says your arrears and ***** support payments.
What about my years?
You're--
What?
You're in arrears.
My rear?
Why are you always talking about my ass?
You like my ass or something?
You know, maybe we should pay for this
in a different manner.
I think I want you in my ass today.
Oh my gosh.
So you'll help me out?
I can take a look, a closer look,
if you'll take a closer look at mine.
Oh my gosh.
You have a great ass.
Oh, I'm glad you noticed.
Is it okay to do this here, or should we
go to the other room?
Oh, I think we can go to the other room.
All right.
Oh yeah, right there.
Oh my gosh.
Huh?
Huh?
Just a moment.
Oh yeah.
Let's see what we are looking at.
Okay.
Huh?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Huh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm home!
I'm home!
I'm home!
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