Enjoying myself

Negative. Excuse me. I am programmed to always be looking for the next big score.

You're programmed to do as I say.

I am programmed to double-cross.

You're not programmed to double-cross me. If I were, it wouldn't be much of a double-cross.

You son of a bitch! I'm in!

I'm in! I'm in! What's the job? I'm in! I'm out! I quit!

Kidneys are these!

Rick, what's happening?

Rick, the truck's gone wrong. If we don't stop him, all sentient life will be absorbed by the never-ending assembly of a meaningless crew.

That's my health, Cory. I hate life so much, and the crew assemblies are the worst part.

How are we gonna stop it?

With a little help from some old friends.

No! No! Please!

Before this semester's over, you're gonna be real sick of that phrase.

So who here thinks they already know the words of Maya Angelou?

You son of a bitch! We got a job, Bethesda, and there's no time to argue about it!

I work in a volcano. What jobs do you think I've ever heard now?

Excuse me, are you Ventriloquist?

That's right. Rick Sanchez, I presume.

Well, as advertised.

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