Eliza Ibarra tells stepbro, "Im going to put this sombrero on your dick" - S17:E1

left you in charge?

Yep.

So, I was wondering if you would let me and my friend

go to this party that's going on tonight.

We're gonna get totally fucked up on tequila shots.

Oh, I bet.

Well, you guys can only go to the party

if you get with the culture, okay?

It's not just about fucking getting fucked up on tequila

and eating tacos and shit.

I'm gonna do a presentation around one.

You gotta be there stat, okay?

Not another lecture.

I think that's a great idea.

No problem.

See, she's with the program.

What?

Whatever.

See you guys at one.

One, all right?

Alright, about time, about to have this all set up and um...

Um... okay.

Oh, wow. I mean, ten points for creativity, but uh...

I was expecting something more traditional, maybe something more culturally appropriate, you know what I mean?

Look, we're just trying to go get fucked up and maybe meet some guys.

Right, I bet you are.

Um, okay, well let me get this presentation going, alright?

It's worth it.

Look, I'm gonna put this sombrero on your dick, and if you can stay soft, then I'll watch your stupid little presentation.

Uh, she's just for real?

Here, come sit down.

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