Elflation 2

Just because

Just because it was there

But you're taking full responsibility for this

Oh no it's thick

Now I'm looking for a

Strappy strappy thing

No I'm looking for a very specific implement

Oh not a stick

Not a stick

Oh bristles

Right on the clump

Fuck

Ow

It's okay

Oh oh it's very medieval

But it's not really prone to marking

Feels like electric shocks

Ah I'm really not sure about it

I mean it is marking a little bit but they're gonna go away very quickly

And it's just because you got really pale skin

Gah

Fuck

Come on relax it

Relax it there we go

Oh that's a nice big belly

Fuck

I'm carrying with that for a little while

Because that is the perfect implement for you I think

Low effort and low marking

But gets a great reaction

Let's see

Oh we got some more alfasco

There we go

Oh look at that

Incredibly alfasco

Would you like something to make it easier to hold?

Oh like what?

Like ammo?

No absolutely not

But thanks for the offer

You're welcome

My party card days are over

Yeah yeah

Now I'm starting to work really hard

I'm just looking for a temp job

Surely someone must want a Christmas elf with no pants on

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