EHEFRAU GEHT MIT FREMDEN FREMD

Scusa, non capisco.

Non capisco, that's all right.

Right, yeah, well, your husband, Antonio, capisco, your husband,

marido, all that, your husband, yeah, you know.

Naida, OK.

Right, well, little bird tells me that your husband is...

Your husband is about to do a transfer to old Ben's team,

and I haven't heard of that.

Scusa, non lo so che parli tu qui.

No, of course you don't, no.

Now, see, the thing is about Blueburn United

is that they couldn't keep their way out of a wet paper bag at the moment,

but your Antonio, number nine shirt,

he gets playing for them and it's Premier League all the way.

So I thought we could do a little meet-up.

Scusa, ma che faccio io qui?

Oh, spaghetti, spaghetti, bolognese, don't understand a word, eh?

Now, let's try it like this, shall we?

Half a million euros and your Antonio don't go playing for Blueburn United.

No, no, OK.

It's negotiating, is it? Right, OK.

Three quarters of a million euros.

No, so che parli tu qui.

No, so che parli tu qui.

All right, OK.

Cool.

You're a tough nut, aren't you?

Ha, ha, ha, footballer's wife indeed.

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