Ebony plumper pleases boss for job

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Welcome to the interview. - Nice to meet you.

I'm Cookie. Miss Cookie. I'm joking, PA. - This is Cookie, then.

I'm not Scoochie, so I'm not going to be Cookie Man. - Yeah?

Yeah. So we're interviewing you for the PA job that I've got going.

I've got an opening. I've had several young gentlemen come to me.

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Yeah, I want to see what you've got, like what qualities you can bring to the table.

Well, I'm very well organised and I'm like, I get a few in a task and try and meet deadlines and stuff and things, so...

Okay. Well, you're a bit late today. - A bit late today?

Yeah, late. You came a bit late. - I'm a bit late too, apparently, since I haven't been here before, so...

I thought you said you were organised. - Well, I am.

Yeah, I'm very organised, I mean... - And what are these jeans that you've got on?

That's not really interview attire, is it?

Well... - What can you say for yourself? Come on, speak up, Johnny.

I meant to be sorry about that this year. Maybe I should be smiling while I am.

I think the same. Right, stand up. I want to see you.

This is just a mess. It's just a hot mess.

You could be a lovely, good-looking man with a nice smart tux and you come into my office dressed like this.

Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to take these clothes off you.

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