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They seem to think you're a domestic terrorist because you are.

I'm not tired.

Why don't you go ahead and tell them that while they're waterboarding you?

Is this a trick?

No, a trick is a without spending money on these bitches.

This is a warning.

Hey man, you see my iPhone?

I got one, I don't like it.

I love my iPhone.

This can do anything and everything.

Yeah, everything except make a phone call.

And on the line right now is regular caller I love this guy, always has some brilliant insights, Dan Stuckey.

Dan, what's pissing you off today, buddy?

What is it pissing me off today?

Let's talk about our president, Buck Obama.

It's lunacy.

It's like he's declaring war on rich people.

Right now, you know, I'm a private security contractor on the front lines defending American freedom.

I got plans to start my own business and I figure I have about $30 million in the first two years.

Wow, Obama's going to kill that $30 million, just kill it.

Yeah, he's going to take it, redistribute it, and give it to all those losers who sit around all day watching TV and getting fat.

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