Dylan Ryder - Sexperate Housewives - Twistys Hard

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Hi, I'm Dylan. I have the perfect life. The perfect house on the most perfect street,

the perfect trees, the perfect grass, the most perfect husband. So, life I guess is

just perfect, right? Who is this gorgeous hunk? That can't be our new neighbor. Oh my

God, he just saw you. Don't look, don't look. Walk faster. Oh my God. Run inside. I've got

to call Kelly right now.

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So do you have a wife or **** or anything?

Actually no, I'm single. You know, most of the people around here, you know, they're married and have ****, but let me say you got it.

Right. A lot of people around here are married. So, um...

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, I'll help you.

What?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you have a little bit. Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Mm-hmm.

That's good. Did you make that yourself?

Um, no, actually. I was coming from one of my friend's houses down the street. She made it.

Oh, good.

Well, thank you. That was good. I should probably get going now. It was really nice meeting you.

Oh, you don't have to go right now. Like I said, I love to take care of people.

Oh, holy shit.

So, um, how about I welcome you to our neighborhood?

Wow, you're really straightforward.

Oh, fuck.

Beautiful.

How about I feed you some of these now?

Alright.

Mmm.

I think I need to do something on my own.

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