Dude invites innocent brunette babysitter into his room for hot sex

Great, that's great.

Here you go.

Thanks, man.

Alright.

You know, I have to say, Alicia, you've been great since the divorce.

The **** think you're the greatest babysitter.

You're like their mother.

Oh, well thank you, I love your ****.

You know, I gotta get going, so...

You know what?

I was gonna ask you, um, are you available on Thursday night?

Thursday night?

Um...

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Why?

You got a hot date?

Actually, I do.

It's with Michelle.

Oh, Michelle.

What?

What's the matter with Michelle?

Well, you can call her Michelle.

You know, you could do better.

You know, Mr. ****in, you could just do so much better.

Really?

Wait, what's wrong with Michelle?

What is it that you don't like about her?

Well, you know, you don't, you just don't want that kind of person around your ****.

You know, she's a B-I-T-C-H.

She's a bitch.

And I just don't think that she's right for you.

Really?

Well then, who is a match for me, Alicia?

Huh?

Alright, alright.

Come here.

Come here.

Sit down next to me.

We're going to figure out what type of woman I'm looking for.

Yeah, okay.

You know, I didn't think my babysitter would be picking my dates, but, uh, I value your

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