Dude Goofs off Like He Would in the Locker Room: Gay

After working out at the gym I pretend I am in the locker room with my buddies and goof around with my penis and butt.

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Alright, after a hard workout at the gym, we go to the locker room, we're going to take a shower, we're going to goof off a little bit first.

I'm going to goof off with my buddies. First, we flex and we each say, "Look, I have more muscle than the other guy does."

We're going to take our clothes off before we take a shower. Flexing with two of us dudes has the best body.

We're going to take the jeans off before we shower. We're going to take that door off.

Look, I have a fire hose. I have a fire hose between my legs. I can put out the fires.

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I can put out the fires. Fire hoses are going crazy. My dick is bigger than yours, dude.

I can make mine cut or uncut. I can pull the foreskin over it. Look, I'm uncut.

I'm an uncut dude. I'm an uncut dude. I'm an uncut dude. I'm an uncut dude.

While I don't like doing this, I could just put it all away and not be a dude at all. But that's not funny.

I can stuff it in my butt too. Blah blah blah... blahblah

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A little higher than it looks.

So you have a butt.

We've got to compare butts to see who's got the most muscles.

Who's got the best butt?

Who's got the best muscles?

Who's got the best arms, chest?

Dude goofs off like he would in the locker room