Drowning for a Date

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I have no losers to go over here and tell.

I just thought we'd make them a little shade.

Right. Check out that guy over there.

Are they right?

I think he's a model.

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He can model.

Oh my god, he just looked at you.

He can model anything for me anytime.

He's looking at us.

Ugh, we should take him home with us.

I guess there's some things we could put on him, a model.

I mean, we only date models.

Hopefully no ugly losers come up trying that on us.

No.

That would be our luck as well.

I would be very upset if that happened.

Talk about ruining a perfect day.

That's all we need.

Oh.

Don't look, don't look, don't look.

I'm not. I'm not.

Oh my god, I am. I am.

Hey, lady.

Hey.

We were just checking you out, okay?

Yeah.

Cool.

Oh, this one, this one kind of, you know,

kind of stays under.

Oh.

That one just kind of floats.

You can't hold his breath.

What's he supposed to spread around the well?

Yeah, maybe if they drown,

we'd let them go out with us.

That would kind of defeat the purpose,

but wouldn't it?

Yeah, because they would die.

So it's really a lose-lose situation.

But a win-win for us.

Do you need something?

Yeah, air, air.

No.

Anyway, so,

what are we going to do this weekend?

I mean, really.

Who knows? Probably go with that hot model.

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