Driving Student Can't Contain Herself Fucks with Teammate

Aiden Ashley and Dante Colle

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Check 1, 2, 3. Is this thing on?

All right, class. Now, why don't you tell me something that all of your car wrecks had

in common? The road is a conveyor belt, leading us all to death.

No, no, no, that is not the answer. Okay? What you all have in common is distraction.

Yes? What'd you say? Okay. Look, you're all very selfish, and driving is all about sharing,

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okay? You're sharing the road with all of your favorite people. Think of it as like

one big highway party. I don't like parties. Or people.

Okay, well, Charlotte, what do you like? What will take you to your happy place while you're

driving? I like cats.

Okay, see, unfortunately, cats aren't drivers, so that's not going to work in this scenario.

Take that back before I slit your throat and let my cats drink your blood.

Okay, okay, it seems as though we're all very pent up, and I've got the perfect exercise

to bring a little relaxation into the room and into our driving.

Okay.

Yeah, when I start to feel rage flaring up inside me while I'm on the road, I just like

to listen to the sounds of oncoming traffic. It's like a symphony of horns.

Is this supposed to be erotic?

No, no, no, it's not. It's not. That's a distraction.

So no one else is turned on here?

I'm the owner right now, but that might be unrelated.

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Driving Student Can't Contain Herself, Fucks With Teammate