DOUBLE PENETRATION FUCK PARTY

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Eleven, okay.

So you've got good references?

Yes, I have. I can give you that. I've got it all written down, everything.

Okay, so what if my ******** were a bit older than eleven? Would that be a problem?

No, of course not.

Oh.

I can look after any age.

Any age. That is brilliant. That's very, very nice.

Yeah.

Okay, well.

So where are your ******** then? Are they at school or something?

Well, they're kind of not in school now. They're kind of finished school, but I...

So how old are they?

Well, they're old. They're young in the mind, but they're old in body, so to speak.

And I want someone to kind of make my **** happy.

I want someone to please them when I'm not here or when I'm here.

And of course I'll have to see the audition to start off with.

And if you pass that, then you can look after my **** all the time.

What's the audition then? I have to look after them for an afternoon or something?

Yeah, yeah. I'll bring them in and then we'll see how you look after them.

And then once you've passed the test, we'll just go from there. We'll play it by ear.

Oh, okay. Yeah, fine.

So, do you breastfeed?

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