Don't Tell Stepmom By Emma Hix and Jake Adams

Jake.

Mom's favorite ***, breaking the rules.

Kate, what, are you going to tell on me?

Yeah, I'm going to tell on you. I'm going to call her right now.

No, Jake, please don't.

What? I mean, you're breaking the rules.

Just let it go.

Let it go? I don't know.

You are the favorite ***, I'm going to be heartbroken.

You want to be the favorite so bad, don't you?

Yeah, well, you make it easy for me, don't you?

I'll tell you what, since you're so thirsty, how about I give you something to drink?

What are you talking about?

I'll make you a deal.

I give you something to drink, and if you drink it, we'll call it even.

Kate, as long as you don't tell mom, that's all I care about.

I'm not going to tell her, but you got to drink it.

Okay, fine. What is it?

You really want to know?

Yeah, I really want to know.

Jake!

What? Come on.

You want to break the rules so bad, what's the problem? What's the big deal?

What if mom comes home?

She's not going to come home.

I mean, you were drinking, right?

Oh my God, you're so perverted. Kate, one second, okay?

Yeah, one second, totally.

See, you do like to break the rules.

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