Does your huge tits secretary give you head like this one?

I think I'm going to wear a really slow little dress.

Yeah, a really, really short one.

You know, with all my tits hanging out and everything.

Yeah, I know, they're always falling out.

Yeah.

The boss is just going to have a good go at us.

If you're quite finished.

What is this supposed to be?

I asked you to do the payrolls for this month and you fucked it up again.

It's rubbish, I can't make a head nor tail of it.

I thought that was what you asked me to do.

No, no, I went through it quite clearly with you, like I did the last time, like I did the time before that.

This is just ridiculous, this can't go on.

Look at this. Spelling is atrocious.

Punctuation non-existent.

It's just crap, basically.

You spend most of the day on the phone to your mates, or playing games on the internet.

What is it exactly that we pay you for?

Why do I employ you?

In fact, tell you what, that's it, you're within your probation period, so you're fired.

No, don't start giving me puppy dog eyes.

Get your stuff, clear your desk, get out.

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