dissatisfied customer may fuck waitress in kitchen

Pizza tastes like, like, fresh anal sex in the morning.

You're sick.

I'm sick.

Sick? You wanna see sick?

I'm gonna go down to the pizza parlor.

And I'm gonna shove this pizza up the ass of the fucking person who made it.

I'm gonna be good.

Luigi, who made this?

Uh, what do you mean?

What do I mean? It tastes like shit!

How many of these pies went out?

Well, I would... would've said just one.

Just one. Well, I...

I take it you're not a customer.

Who's the owner?

That would depend on who's asking.

Smith and fucking Wesson.

And they're pretty fucking dependable.

Yeah, I can see that.

In that case, you wanna speak with this gentleman right here.

Bye, bro.

My brother. I love him. He's such a... such a ***.

So what are your problem?

It's a pie. Who made it?

That one? Oh, that was made by Rosella Cacciatore, the most beautiful woman.

All I see is a woman.

Well, Rosella can take this pizza and shove it up her ass.

It's pizza.

Pizza.

No, no. It is pronounced "pipza."

Have it your way. But for pizza to taste good,

it's supposed to smell like the sweet smell of ass in the morning.

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