Dirty Tags! Ep 2

No, no, no.

You see, that's the interesting part.

You don't even have to put it inside.

Just rub against it and you're good.

Sometimes a little less is more, you know?

A little less is more...

Huh.

And if you're having trouble keeping it in there,

don't worry about it.

What do you mean?

I'm just saying not everyone has the right equipment to do it properly.

Huh. Is that so?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, gotta go.

I'll talk to you later, Cass. Good luck.

I did it!

Fuck you, Helen, you stupid elastic bitch!

Mmm...

Mmm...

Mmm...

Mmm...

You see?

Sometimes a little less is more.

I thought of that just now.

Oh, enough games.

Stick that big dick up my dirty little butthole.

Mmm...

Mmm...

Oh, yes.

That's it, baby.

Stick it in me.

So anal?

So what?

So what?!

I've never had anything up there before!

Eh, it's not that bad.

Yeah, well, not all of us can contort our bodies into a pretzel, Helen.

You could probably stick a watermelon up there and you wouldn't feel a thing.

You know this won't work, right?

What won't?

This whole going through his favorite porn tags thing.

This won't stop him from going to those websites, you know.

Oh, whatever.

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